Fragile Bird Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 No, you need a mod to step in and say something-or-other has to stop, and then post about whatever needs to stop. BAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 No, you need a mod to step in and say something-or-other has to stop, and then post about whatever needs to stop. BAM! I am intrigued by your idea and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mance Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 ahem... Is Obama's front yard vegetable garden to blame for the overreaction of Ukraine's militarized pick up artist police toward Putin's fundamentalist Islamic sock-puppet radical feminists in Israel and their state sponsored executions in game culture, with non-monogamous circumcized men holding doors open for raw milk drinking de-clawed pet cats that are kept indoors/outdoors who are having abortions while holding guns and smoking pot for Jesus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pebble thats Stubby Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 "Is Obama's front vegetable garden to blame for the overreaction of Ukraine's militarized pick up artist police, toward Putin's fundamentalist Islamic sock-puppet radical feminists in Israel, and their state sponsored executions in game culture, with circumcized men who refuse to tip who are holding doors open for raw milk drinking de-clawed pet cats that are kept indoors/outdoors who are having abortions while holding guns and smoking pot for Jesus. Resulting in the forced euthinasia of all our wanker Mods and GRRM eating pies/having a life and not writing fast enough"　I think there may be a limit on thread title size so we may have to limit charater flaming to the orrigonal post.　　BTW - I love you all mods and I don't think any of you are Wankers (although I suspect you may enjoy and the act) I also think GRRM should eat pies if he wants too and is entitled to enjoy his life. The rest of that proposed opening thread title - well the answer is YES imo　　However probably the easist was to get banned is just to start at thread listing all the great thinks Pod has done for you and how wonderful he's made your life. He's not to blame for any troubles and should be thanked. edited to inculed Mance's contributions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageGuy Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 "Is Obama's front vegetable garden to blame for the overreaction of Ukraine's militarized pick up artist police, toward Putin's fundamentalist Islamic sock-puppet radical feminists in Israel, and their state sponsored executions in game culture, with circumcized men who refuse to tip who are holding doors open for raw milk drinking de-clawed pet cats that are kept indoors/outdoors who are having abortions while holding guns and smoking pot for Jesus, resulting in the forced euthinasia of all our wanker Mods who don't care about the rights of men on the Paleo diet and GRRM eating pies/having a life and not writing fast enough" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Is it a full moon or have you all.been smoking the pot drug? This board is finally insane after a dull summer. Keep up the good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angalin Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 This reminds me of Kat's brilliant quit-by-PowerPoint, which I count as the single greatest post of my 8 or so years as a prisoner here. It worked so well for her that she became a mod not long after, IIRC. However probably the easist was to get banned is just to start at thread listing all the great thinks Pod has done for you and how wonderful he's made your life. He's not to blame for any troubles and should be thanked. The idea of a thread praising Pod came up on Facebook recently. It happened once before and the servers went into sulks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 It worked so well for her that she became a mod not long after, IIRC. This reward was justified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli Fury Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 We haven't had any goodbye cruel board posts in a long time, I'm a little disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pod The Impaler Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Do I have to degrade myself with a bannable offense to get closure with you? :cheers: I know this reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 The overreaction of militarized police toward fundamentalist Islamic sock-puppet radical feminists and their state sponsored executions in game culture, with circumcized men holding doors open for raw milk drinking pet cats that are kept indoors/outdoors who are having abortions while holding guns Wait. Where's the "Why the Board is not what it used to be" and "Tractor pr0n" and WWII refought all over again? And where the hell is Hereward?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 it's more consistent with board best practices to file an annual I'm quitt0ring thread, WS. This is true. I have a few ideas that may work for you WS: 1)Become a rabid fan of a character, any character. Then spam the 'Appreciation' threads with why the character that the thread is dedicated to sucks compared to your character. You do not have to be reasonable or have a justified defense...you only need to rabidly endorse your character. All other posts in the thread must be reported. 2)Start a 'Let us reclaim the swastika as an ancient symbol' thread. The mere suggestion that the world move on from the Cold War may start enough friction. 3)Start a thread on 'Chastity' or 'Waiting for a Traditional Marriage'. If nothing else, the responses there should inspire the 'I'm quitting the Board forever' thread that Sologdin mentioned :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhangel Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 You could try reading a few of the international politics threads in which posters snipe at each other for twenty pages at varying pitches of dog-whistle bigotry despite the fact that clearly neither of them has any idea what they're talking about and are just reading off whatever news headline they happened to see that morning. That always helps me when I feel like I'm spending too much time here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacuna Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Say "P deserved its fate at the hands of Neighbour." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 WE could join forces to bore you to death.,..Start a thread like thins whenever you like and.......bore..........bore....... ..bore.......bore... .........bore........bore............ ... ......bore......,, bore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I thought I had quit the board several times, but other sites just didn't seem to satisfy... not the right technique or something. I know what I like, and I like the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskaral Pust Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 The root of all forum addiction is that someone is wrong on the internet. If this forum is particularly hard to quit, it must have more than average wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1918me Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 The root of all forum addiction is that someone is wrong on the internet. If this forum is particularly hard to quit, it must have more than average wrong. Every time I leave the board for a few weeks, my first post back is always an argument against someone, without fail. So, either your theory is valid, or I need to deal with my aggro issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterbound Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 A couple of ideas that may have worked in the past: Threads about: Your grandson sniffing his moms panties and maybe or maybe not masturbating Spamming every thread Disagreeing with the Mods Holding, and expressing strong conservative views Peak oil circumcision abortion Just a few ideas. I'm sure you'll come up with something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I insist on vboring youboreboreNO I'M KIDDING!!I don't want you to leave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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