So here's what I think happened in tonights Raps-Wiz shit fest: Corey Joseph: Hey there Guy, sorry about your brutal 3 game losing streak. I feel bad for ya how about we lose to you. Bradley Beal's Corpse: Well that would be splendid. I don't think we could beat a tanking team with our offence though, could you make it look good for our defence? CJ: Sure thing buddy BBC: You are the best! Raps commit a metric ton of turnovers in order to give Washington a 2 point lead then foul John Wall with 5 seconds left.
John Wall: Hey dead man., should I make it stay this score since they were so generous in gifting us this game? BBC: Absolutely brah Wall misses both free throws and Raps rebound.
CJ: Hey guys good job throwing them the game, now let's just throw it into the crowd or something. Luis Scola: No, I am an 800 year old sorcerer who looks like a drummer from a '70s prog rock band. I refuse to lose to a zombie. CJ: Ok buddy (Nails 3 to win)
Well that was fun. Supposed mastermind gets blindsided twice in a row, the second time by himself. He was kind of right, I've never seen that happen on Survivor before. I'm pulling for Kelley but going by the editing is this a two horse race between Spencer and Jeremy?
Why? Winning challenges is part of the game. If I was out there and Joe made it to the end I'd vote for him. He's a target every tribal and the pressure on him is far more than on any of the other players out there at this point yet he still keeps pulling them out until the second half today. I doubt they will be that generous the next time he loses though, if it happens.
You know they showed the "evil force" in earlier installments right? The dust cloud just gave them an excuse to use long shots and not run into the problem of that stupidity and kept it ambiguous. It's hilarious how you don't realize they are doing what you complain about.
Conversely I was watching Blake Griffin play yesterday. Thoroughly outplayed by an 800 year old Luis Scola. He will never amount to anything besides flashy in game dunks and a rigged dunk contest. Pathetic.
There were some..... questionable calls late in that game. The Joseph phantom call being the most egregious. Didn't even touch the guy yet it's an offensive foul. Ah well the game was lost in the second quarter anyways.