Jace, Extat Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Is it me or the teaser actually comes off as a fanfilm? What the hell is this? Apparently, youtube is full of terribly made teasers these days (Insurgent, *cough-cough*) but this thing wins the WTF contest by far. I have no clue what the movie is about, who the movie is about, why I'm supposed to be excited (action? romance? adventure? drama?). If I were to narrate it...man... like, "Hi! I'm the new star wars movie. See? I have all the star wars stuff. Death Star. R2 & C3PO. Chewbacca. Lightsaber. Spaceship. Tatooin. Jedi. I'm the new Star Wars movie." Made by Disney in the 90s, by the look of it. Oh I knew it would be horrible, but this teaser pissed me off. Why did I even watch it? Did you watch the right video? There's no Death Star, R2D2, C3PO, or Jedi in the teaser. Granted it doesn't tell you anything about the story, but it's a teaser, not a full trailer. It's purpose is to say 'hey! Look, we've filmed. This shit is real, get excited!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowKnight Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 This fucking trailer, I'm not even that impressed by it but somehow something deep inside of me, that I though was buried and forgotten has had an awakening.Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. God dammit! Now I'm off to watch Clone Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamjm Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Did you watch the right video? There's no Death Star, R2D2, C3PO, or Jedi in the teaser. Granted it doesn't tell you anything about the story, but it's a teaser, not a full trailer. It's purpose is to say 'hey! Look, we've filmed. This shit is real, get excited!' I'm thinking there might be a reason why they think the teaser trailer they watched looked like a fanfilm made up of clips from the previous films. They didn't mention the practicalities of lightsaber design once so I'm not sure they watched the real trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Did you watch the right video? There's no Death Star, R2D2, C3PO, or Jedi in the teaser. Granted it doesn't tell you anything about the story, but it's a teaser, not a full trailer. It's purpose is to say 'hey! Look, we've filmed. This shit is real, get excited!' Oh you made me so hopeful for a brief minute...! Even though I didn't watch the right video for the first time, the right video is almos as bad :bawl: Minus the 90s part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 Since this thread does't have the teaser trailer linked, here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE Now for some of the best mock ups... Star Wars Teaser as done by George Lucas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng Star Wars Teaser JJ Abrams lens flare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuUiENIuPI Star wars teaser as done by Wes Anderson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EJ6AmplD8g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Since this thread does't have the teaser trailer linked, here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE Now for some of the best mock ups... Star Wars Teaser as done by George Lucas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng Star Wars Teaser JJ Abrams lens flare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng Star wars teaser as done by Wes Anderson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EJ6AmplD8g Howdy, the JJ one is still the Lucas video. This is the one you are looking for. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 Howdy, the JJ one is still the Lucas video. This is the one you are looking for. :D Thanks... I edited it in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Since this thread does't have the teaser trailer linked, here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE Now for some of the best mock ups... Star Wars Teaser as done by George Lucas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng Star Wars Teaser JJ Abrams lens flare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuUiENIuPI Star wars teaser as done by Wes Anderson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EJ6AmplD8g My 2nd favorite feature of the Lucas-ized version is the constant space traffic throughout. But one thing really stands out to me... Any asshole can paint Jaba in the desert or a gazillion TIE Fighters. It takes a real fan, a real fan who's been hurt, to understand what a Hayden Christenson Force Ghost means. I also just watched the Lens Flare version. When the stormtrooper stood up in the desert, I practically laughed myself out of my chair. Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 what's the joke in the lucas version with the ep IV hovercar thingy jetting across the xwing fjord? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 My 2nd favorite feature of the Lucas-ized version is the constant space traffic throughout. But one thing really stands out to me... Any asshole can paint Jaba in the desert or a gazillion TIE Fighters. It takes a real fan, a real fan who's been hurt, to understand what a Hayden Christenson Force Ghost means. I also just watched the Lens Flare version. When the stormtrooper stood up in the desert, I practically laughed myself out of my chair. Great stuff. Yes, that was my favorite part from the Lucas Edition. And from the Lens Flare Edition, it was the lightsaber also had it's own lens flare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 what's the joke in the lucas version with the ep IV hovercar thingy jetting across the xwing fjord? You also see R2 lying on his side and 3PO on the hovercar too, like when they traveled on it in ep IV. Like "look see! R2D2 and C3PO are in this movie too, and riding in a hovercar the same way they did in the other movie!" So really just more shit from the OT to clutter it up and that shouldn't be in the newer movie in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sci-2 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Thanks for the links Howdy. I'm more excited for the Wes Anderson one than I am for the real thing now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Is there something I'm missing about the Wes Anderson one besides it being minimalist? ETA:NM, I watched it again, the first time I saw it, it wasn't a good link, it was like a second long I thought that was the joke. :dunce: Saw the intended Wes Anderson trailer, that's brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veltigar Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Star wars teaser as done by Wes Anderson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EJ6AmplD8g Holy shit, I would watch the shit out of that film. If only Wes Anderson was hired to make a SW film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 would appreciate a soderbergh, maybe, in the style of the limey or solaris. and maybe also a chris guest, mockumentary style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrddin Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 My favorite part of the GL SE is the head dodge of the pilot. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howdyphillip Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 Another remake of the trailer... This time using footage from the original films. http://sploid.gizmodo.com/new-star-wars-trailer-perfectly-remade-with-original-st-1667530659 Edited... Actually two made this way http://sploid.gizmodo.com/new-star-wars-trailer-perfectly-remade-with-original-st-1667530659 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Another remake of the trailer... This time using footage from the original films. http://sploid.gizmodo.com/new-star-wars-trailer-perfectly-remade-with-original-st-1667530659 Edited... Actually two made this way http://sploid.gizmodo.com/new-star-wars-trailer-perfectly-remade-with-original-st-1667530659 I like the second one a little more because of that first shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Michael Bay versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkWhczj6MQ8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivisionByZero Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Not bad, but they need more explosions and more American flags! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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