JGP Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Few things. First, I love this. Second, that's afterglow. They totally did hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Who is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Spockydog Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 This vast majority of this entire thread is so fucking wholesome (just ignore the stuff about White Supremacists). '"...then the dude started barging, yelling, "Shoe! Shoe!" A small area opened up as people realised what was going on and charged around more, all people looking for a shoe. Then a few heads down I see my shoe raised in the air, everyone in proximity cheers and goes nuts, the patch expanded into a death circle and I was able to put it back on. Everyone was so happy with themselves." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGP Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin et al. Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGP Posted November 4, 2022 Share Posted November 4, 2022 Not hilarious, but this made me sappy for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 17 hours ago, nasvaytara said: Recently I saw on the Internet pumps for enlarging that very manhood... Surprised me. Have you heard of it? Save your money. If penis extenders actually worked the average man would have to walk around without pants as none would fit anymore. The human race would also die out as the penis would no longer be useful for its intended purpose which is not impressing other men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin et al. Posted November 6, 2022 Share Posted November 6, 2022 30 minutes ago, maarsen said: Save your money. If penis extenders actually worked the average man would have to walk around without pants as none would fit anymore. The human race would also die out as the penis would no longer be useful for its intended purpose which is not impressing other men. I recall watching a clip on TV with a guy who had the largest penis I've ever seen. It was wider than a loaf of French bread. Problem was the guy was injecting himself with all kinds of shit and he couldn't get an erection or even piss comfortably. A cautionary tale. But you can always laugh about it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Who's a good boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted November 7, 2022 Share Posted November 7, 2022 Only two animals are built for distance running. Wolves and humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dog-days Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 Everyone on westeros.org was a jock or homecoming queen or possibly both in their school days, so I dunno why I'm sharing this really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGP Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 lol It should also be noted that Ivanka cropped Kimberly out of this photo when she shared it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 Being technically incompetent, I don’t know how to link something from my iPhone into this message, but go look at Daniel Craig’s commercial for Belvedere vodka. The guy’s 54 and acts like a goofy 20 year old! Goodbye the restraints of James Bond, hello the inner soul of Daniel Craig! It’s awesome! The ad pops up when I sign into Google on my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin et al. Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Fragile Bird said: Being technically incompetent, I don’t know how to link something from my iPhone into this message, but go look at Daniel Craig’s commercial for Belvedere vodka. The guy’s 54 and acts like a goofy 20 year old! Goodbye the restraints of James Bond, hello the inner soul of Daniel Craig! It’s awesome! The ad pops up when I sign into Google on my phone. This one?: Just plug it into YT and C&P the URL, Birdie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorral Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 O my gawd this is so wonderful! Thank you thank you thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongRider Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 20 hours ago, JGP said: lol It should also be noted that Ivanka cropped Kimberly out of this photo when she shared it. One needs an organizational chart to keep track of who cheated on who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Sound on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted November 17, 2022 Author Share Posted November 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Zorral said: O my gawd this is so wonderful! Thank you thank you thank you. Belvedere is a really fine, premium Polish vodka, named after a king’s palace built in 1660. There’s no “v” in Polish, it’s spelled Belwedere, I wonder who came up with the marketing idea of changing the w to a v. This commercial almost makes me want to buy a bottle of the stuff (I’ve pretty well given up hard liquor). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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