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Well, as a hungry, hungry hippo, and as hungry as the hippo was, it was imprudent of the security guard to slap the shit out of the animal because the sheer hungry feeling could have produced a reaction that was rabidly hungry and could have made the hippo snap in a split second and eat him.

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1 hour ago, Tywin et al. said:

Pretty sure you just made everyone reading this do psychedelics. What the actual fuck is that?

Maybe she grew up in Las Vegas and her mother was a Vegas showgirl?    :dunno:

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On 1/15/2023 at 2:45 PM, LongRider said:

Beauty pageants are bad enough, but, I mean, what?

 

The US is rushing to beat China to claiming the Moon. This is our initial application. Miss Universe indeed.

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6 minutes ago, Corvinus85 said:

The US is rushing to beat China to claiming the Moon. This is our initial application. Miss Universe indeed.

Somehow, I don't think this costume will convince the Chinese we're serious.   :bang:

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3 hours ago, Zorral said:

Those guys who try to re-create medieval martial arts are no joke.  I have seen them perform down at Gold Canyon, and when they come out in their gear, but also toe-walking, you think it is going to be very...balletic?

Then they proceed to stab and grapple and hurl their opponents to the ground viciously.  It is loud and fearsome.  And so exhausting.

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Diana Gabaldon, writer of 18th century Scottish book series Outlander revealing she knows fuck-all about Scotland (or Scotchland as dhe probably calls it)

edit: apparently the SNP got into power in the mid-20th century which is quite an achievement, since the parliament was only reconvened in 1999 and Labour were in charge until 2007

 

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1 hour ago, Spockydog said:

prick of a son.

Do tell?  I mean, can you tell us about him?  I haven't heard/known anything about him

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