Nas! Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You may find that the tool is inappropriate for the task, as thoughtlessness negates wit. I would try something witless like:If you Honk your Car Horn, the Government will Raise Your Taxes. Or:If you Honk Your Car Horn Again, I'm going to Kill You and Your Family. You might want to check corresponding laws re: uttering threats first, but I particularly like this second one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Honk for ContaceptionJesus Died from Your HornsEverytime you Beep Satan has an OrgasmBeep if you've had an abortion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Non-verbal signs are still best. ;) And you drop your kids off 20 minutes before their school starts?Is there a problem with that? At least the school I went to had a teacher present taking care for the whole group of children that regularly came very early becuase their parents' schedules dictated that. And chatting with schoolmates/rewriting homeworks in haste in the classroom/in the hall is not the worst thing to happen to a child either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I think Onion has the right idea.Being 1, a Catholic, and 2, about 30 yards from a huge Catholic elementary school, I totally understand. You may have missed it, but we've had at least one thread on the topic. I might have started it. Or not.Anyway...A lot of Catholics are both pro contraception and support choice with regard to abortion, so they may of not be the way to go. (damned auto-correct!)Honk if you're an atheist!I know a few 'Catholics' who would certainly honk for that, though...Will think about this. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch-MaesterPhilip Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I'm not in the habit of using my horn but if I saw something like that I might honk on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Flashheart Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 An old standard"honk if you're Horny"Or"honk if you're morman""honk if the priest can touch your kid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mance Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 "Let he who is without sin honk the first horn" :lol: +1 How about, "HONK! HONK! HONK!" Because, you know, if you can't beat 'em... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Please STOP your vehicle if you hear honking behind you. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frances Bean Corbray Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Don't Honk: It Only Encourages Them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamSongs Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 You should definitely bring Jesus into this, it being a Catholic school. "Let he who is without sin honk the first horn" with a picture of Jesus, ideally buddy Jesus. Posts like these make me miss the 'like' button :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baxus Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Is there a problem with that? At least the school I went to had a teacher present taking care for the whole group of children that regularly came very early becuase their parents' schedules dictated that. And chatting with schoolmates/rewriting homeworks in haste in the classroom/in the hall is not the worst thing to happen to a child either. I don't see a problem with that. It's just that I don't see kids doing it in my neighbourhood. When I was in elementary school, we'd come to school earlier, run around in the school yard and all that. It was great fun and we loved it. On the other hand, our parents didn't bring us to school, we'd walk on our own. Almost all of us lived within 5-10 minutes walking distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 You should definitely bring Jesus into this, it being a Catholic school. "Let he who is without sin honk the first horn" with a picture of Jesus, ideally buddy Jesus. :lol: I like it, but it's too funny. It would never make anyone stop honking their horn. In fact, there's probably nothing that will, I'm sorry to say, Quoth. :( <---- see? that's how sorry I am. "Honk if you love child abuse"? Although, that one might make them pause. Honk for Contaception Jesus Died from Your Horns Everytime you Beep Satan has an Orgasm Beep if you've had an abortion There's some gems here! I think Larry's on the right track. Please STOP your vehicle if you hear honking behind you. :P Reverse psychology - will be figured out in no time. As a confirmed non-honker, (I can't remember where my horn even is) I am horribly ill-suited to this task, but I'll give it a try. STOP HONKING, ASSHOLE. The sign will be taken down shortly, but you will feel better for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted September 18, 2014 Author Share Posted September 18, 2014 You may find that the tool is inappropriate for the task, as thoughtlessness negates wit. I would try something witless like:If you Honk your Car Horn, the Government will Raise Your Taxes.Or:If you Honk Your Car Horn Again, I'm going to Kill You and Your Family.You might want to check corresponding laws re: uttering threats first, but I particularly like this second one. Well, the sentiment approaches "Bingo". But, that one might draw the unwanted attention of our otherwise oblivious law enforcement. ;) Honk for ContaceptionJesus Died from Your HornsEverytime you Beep Satan has an OrgasmBeep if you've had an abortion An old standard"honk if you're Horny"Or"honk if you're morman""honk if the priest can touch your kid" While I absolutely LOVE "Everytime you Beep Satan has an Orgasm", this and the others immediately above are out of the running. Too many young passengers. I just couldn't... :) I was going to suggest something along these lines. Maybe for something too literate but sure to offend some: Honk of you think JFK was a puppet of Rome Oddly, this is a very "old time" Irish Parish. I bet that would really get a reaction. Assuming any of these parents know who JFK was... :rolleyes: Please STOP your vehicle if you hear honking behind you. :P That one makes the cut and goes into the rotation. :D ToL: No problem with signs being torn down. I intend this to be a daily guerrilla style ambush. ;) Do you think it would be fair play to enlist subliminally the children into my crusade? I was considering this: "If your parent honks the horn, your Soccer Team will lose this Saturday. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Oh, Quoth, I like the last one! Bring nagging children in, they tend to be superstitious! Daddy, I know why we lost the game..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leofric Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Non-verbal signs are still best. ;) Is there a problem with that? At least the school I went to had a teacher present taking care for the whole group of children that regularly came very early becuase their parents' schedules dictated that. And chatting with schoolmates/rewriting homeworks in haste in the classroom/in the hall is not the worst thing to happen to a child either. I like the non verbal one, though you could always add "$250 Fine 6:00AM - 9:00AM" underneath it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brAnthelAstgreenseer Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 "Make other kids deaf , I know that's how you kill the competiton .Honk away champ . " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sologdin Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 shakespeare on horns, typically references to cuckoldry, in every play. here's a couple-- The horn, the horn, the lusty hornIs not a thing to laugh to scorn (AYLI IV.ii) Let's write good angel on the devil's horn(MFM II.iv) thicker than a cuckold's horn (WT I.ii) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRider Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 How about posting "Honk if you want these signs to explain the virgin birth to your kids." Replace virgin birth with priest pedophilia scandal / the crusade / other extremely awkward part of catholic and or christian doctrine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemiNymph Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 How about the classic Everytime you honk, an angel loses its wings Everytime you honk, a kitten dies Everytime you honk, GRRM kills a character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuellar Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I'd keep some post in notes with it written on it,a nd if someone is honking, just sticky it to the car window. Something simple as "Keep honking if you're an idiot" would s uffice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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