Rockroi Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 36 minutes ago, Pony Queen Jace said: fUCK YOU ROCK! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT DAMMIT MAN YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES AND BELIEVE! YOUR LOVE OF THE GAME HAS BEEN INFECTED BY THE DECADENCE OF YOUR EMPIRE! IT'S CASE KEENUM! IT'S THE JAGS! THE UNDERDOGS MAN, THEY'RE FINALLY RISING UP! IT'S ALL A MACHINE MAN! WE GOTTA BREAK IT, AND CASE KEENUM AND BRAD BOBBERT ARE GOING TO LEAD AMERICA IN THE FIGHT AGAINST INJUSTICE IN ALL! I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS, CASE kEENUM! YOU ALL THOUGHT i WAS CRAZY, BUT TONIGHT A STAR IS BORN. BUT HE AIN'T BEEN BORN, HIS LIGHT ONLY JUST NOW REACHED ACROSS THE VASTNESS OF THE UNIVERSE TO GRACE OUR IGNORANT EYES AND REVEAL A FRACTION OF INFINITY! i'M NOT craZY! TONIGHT THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR IS SPELLED: C-a-S=E There is a moment in the 2014 Superbowl... its after the confetti has fallen and the camera pans up to a gigantic picture of Tom Brady. And he seems not merely eternal, but immovable. As if he will always be there to deny to others the joy New England fans TRULY have an undeserved surplus of. And its reminiscent of those pictures of Stalin and Lenin in the Soviet Union. Because the state outlawed religion, people could no longer look up at crucifixes, but instead had to look up at men. The message was simple: you no longer could worship gods; you were forced to worship men. People pray every day or the Pats to fuck up; to fail and to fall. And when those prayers remain unanswered, its reminds people - much like the people who looked up at Lenin and Stalin - to look up at what they are being FORCED to worship. The man and his machine. And that HAS to be what its like to not be a Patriots fan; its as if the NFL is the state FORCING all of you to admire, respect or even love a team you should absolutely hate. That because they are there so often that some force is MAKING YOU have to serve them. And servitude inspires uprising. And who better to destroy Satan... than a Saint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Rockroi said: There is a moment in the 2014 Superbowl... its after the confetti has fallen and the camera pans up to a gigantic picture of Tom Brady. And he seems not merely eternal, but immovable. As if he will always be there to deny to others the joy New England fans TRULY have an undeserved surplus of. And its reminiscent of those pictures of Stalin and Lenin in the Soviet Union. Because the state outlawed religion, people could no longer look up at crucifixes, but instead had to look up at men. The message was simple: you no longer could worship gods; you were forced to worship men. People pray every day or the Pats to fuck up; to fail and to fall. And when those prayers remain unanswered, its reminds people - much like the people who looked up at Lenin and Stalin - to look up at what they are being FORCED to worship. The man and his machine. And that HAS to be what its like to not be a Patriots fan; its as if the NFL is the state FORCING all of you to admire, respect or even love a team you should absolutely hate. That because they are there so often that some force is MAKING YOU have to serve them. And servitude inspires uprising. They make you love!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rockroi said: There is a moment in the 2014 Superbowl... its after the confetti has fallen and the camera pans up to a gigantic picture of Tom Brady. And he seems not merely eternal, but immovable. As if he will always be there to deny to others the joy New England fans TRULY have an undeserved surplus of. And its reminiscent of those pictures of Stalin and Lenin in the Soviet Union. Because the state outlawed religion, people could no longer look up at crucifixes, but instead had to look up at men. The message was simple: you no longer could worship gods; you were forced to worship men. People pray every day or the Pats to fuck up; to fail and to fall. And when those prayers remain unanswered, its reminds people - much like the people who looked up at Lenin and Stalin - to look up at what they are being FORCED to worship. The man and his machine. And that HAS to be what its like to not be a Patriots fan; its as if the NFL is the state FORCING all of you to admire, respect or even love a team you should absolutely hate. That because they are there so often that some force is MAKING YOU have to serve them. And servitude inspires uprising. And who better to destroy Satan... than a Saint? I LOVE YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Pesci Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 HOLY FUCK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhom Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Jace Keenum has made a believer of us all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 FUUUUUUUUUCJK AAAAHHHHHHHGGHHH!!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiddler Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 WOW!!! What a fucking ending!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 THIS IS WHY WE WATCH!!!!!! THIS IS FOOTBALL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbigski Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 What!!!!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 LOOK AT TEDDY RUNNING DOWN THE SIDELINE IN HIS CIVVIES!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Stone Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Wrap arms to tackle. Football 101. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Wow. Glad I watched that game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Tiger Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 @Tywin et al. Rooting for your squad to win it all. Minnesota deserves some sports success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jace, Extat Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 When his feet hit the ground I was screaming "Get out! Get out!" But he was destined to win it himself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockroi Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 So, yeah... tackling... ITS A GOOD THING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskaral Pust Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 I laughed so hard. I don’t dislike the Saints but that was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiddler Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Wow, hate to quote Caldwell, but I was expecting a back and forth kind of thing. Didn't expect that. Great job Minnesota, now go beat the Eagles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Pesci Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 If the Vikes win next week, will it be the first time a team has played the Owl at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A True Kaniggit Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 That missed tackle though. Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingintheNorth4 Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 HOLY FUCK THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE I LOVE THE PLAYOFFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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