A Horse Named Stranger Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Personally, I think Spocky should show up at this meeting with the MP and investors naked. If they are willing to put up with his dong swinging left and right when he enters the room, he knows he has indeed struck gold with his idea. Spockydog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Mostly naked, but still with the snake, right? It did wonders for Selma Hayek's career. Spockydog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 JFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Given all of our advice, we surely deserve a percentage of Spocky's income? Gaston de Foix, Spockydog, williamjm and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, HexMachina said: Given all of our advice, we surely deserve a percentage of Spocky's income? He couldn’t have done it without us. Whatever it is he’s done. Something about weed, water and space weed. But whatever, you’re right and we deserve our cut. HexMachina, Spockydog and Tears of Lys 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 Give us our cut or we'll reveal you're secretly a Starmer supporter JGP, Spockydog and williamjm 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamjm Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 7 minutes ago, HexMachina said: Give us our cut or we'll reveal you're secretly a Starmer supporter Are you suggesting that the unidentified sitting MP who is going to be at the meeting could be Starmer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 (edited) 53 minutes ago, HexMachina said: Give us our cut or we'll reveal you're secretly a Starmer supporter Are you daft? We need the pics first before a proper blackmail. Hire a lady of the night to take him to a small gathering Starmer is speaking at, get her to convince him to shake his hand and then demand the dirty money. BTW, you owe me 5% Spocky for protecting you from this possible plot. Also throw in a few Chelsea tickets. And maybe a new set of kitchen knives to show you're a gentleman too. I prefer Japanese ones. Edited September 11, 2023 by Tywin et al. Spockydog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 1 hour ago, HexMachina said: Give us our cut or we'll reveal you're secretly a Starmer supporter Trust me, that guy is toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 59 minutes ago, williamjm said: Are you suggesting that the unidentified sitting MP who is going to be at the meeting could be Starmer? Okay, okay. It's Fabricant. Alright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Derfel Cadarn said: He couldn’t have done it without us. Whatever it is he’s done. Something about weed, water and space weed. But whatever, you’re right and we deserve our cut. YEAHEVERYONEEXCEPTYOUTEACHYOUTOPISSONMEBEINGSCOTLANDSANSWERTOTONYSTARKYEBAWHEID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorral Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 Plumbers arrived. They did the job more than satisfactorily, even above and beyond. They were careful to make as little mess as possible, and they cleaned up what was still left. I was so impressed. Being a plumber is the best thing, if one is smart enough to be one (or electrician or carpenter), which, alas, alas, alas, I am not smart enough. JGP and maarsen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse Named Stranger Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 21 hours ago, HexMachina said: Given all of our advice, we surely deserve a percentage of Spocky's income? This one will haunt you, when historians will one day try to explain the rise of a mere small time weed farmer to the most bloodthirsty autocrat in British history. JGP and Spockydog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 9 hours ago, A Horse Named Stranger said: This one will haunt you, when historians will one day try to explain the rise of a mere small time weed farmer to the most bloodthirsty autocrat in British history. It's OK. We'll all buy shares at the start. It will be like being in on Apple or bitcoin from the beginning. The whole board will be millionaires. JGP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chatywin et al. Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, BigFatCoward said: It's OK. We'll all buy shares at the start. It will be like being in on Apple or bitcoin from the beginning. The whole board will be millionaires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Spelling a word so incorrectly, that spell check doesn't even know what you were trying to say, is really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Mr. Chatywin et al. and maarsen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tears of Lys Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 On 9/12/2023 at 3:30 PM, A Horse Named Stranger said: This one will haunt you, when historians will one day try to explain the rise of a mere small time - farmer to the most bloodthirsty autocrat in British history. Tomatoes! Tomatoes!! Spockydog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spockydog Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 This week has been absolutely mental. I have never experienced anything like it. Presentation is honed. Gonna crush it tomorrow. Derfel Cadarn, Fragile Bird, Prince of the North and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaston de Foix Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, Spockydog said: This week has been absolutely mental. I have never experienced anything like it. Presentation is honed. Gonna crush it tomorrow. Break a leg. Spockydog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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