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I dreamt that I was visiting a town that was being invaded by hostile but delicious pancakes.  They were human sized (still round) and floated down streets and alleyways in groups of four.  They ment us ill but the people of the town didn’t care because they tasted so good.  

It got significantly creepier after that… but the inital portion of the dream was absurd to the point that it felt like performance art.

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5 hours ago, maarsen said:

I was asked up to the stage and somehow my bad Spanish ignited a riot and the overthrow of the government

It was more likely that you had food that ignited the riot, not your bad Spanish . . . .  Just a thought.:crying: Because Cubans don't have food.  Or water.  Or power. Or anything else.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Spockydog said:

Hope you get better soon. What's the diagnosis? 

TBD. The X-ray tech said there was no break in any part of my foot, which is lucky because I rolled it forward and if felt like everything in my foot popped. There's one area of slight concern, but the pain there is mild and if it feels better in a few days I may have escaped disaster. If it still hurts next week I have to get a second opinion from a specialist and probably an MRI.

If that's the case I'll face it in a few days, but for now it appears I avoided one of the scarier sports injuries you can suffer. I can't stop laughing that last weekend I finally sprung and bought a row machine for my home gym. That shit in the best case scenario isn't get used for weeks, lol. 

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On 11/3/2022 at 10:52 AM, Maltaran said:

Bounty bars removed from Celebrations tubs in trial https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-63497187
 

I would definitely buy a no Bounty tub

We used to pick them out, bag them up and give them to my nanna. And, naturally, engage in vicious fights over the malteasers 

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I’m going to bed early tonight. From the watch thread.  
 

The passing storm knocked out my power.

And the thunder scared the dog enough that she pissed.

Which I stepped in while looking for the lantern.

 

:angry:
 

Edit: Great. Slept for six hours, got up to get some water…..

and stepped in another urine puddle. 

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We had a windstorm in southwestern BC last night. 

I'm not sleeping well because of a left shoulder injury I've been nursing for three weeks now [MRI is next week] so I was up before sunrise. Let Tulip out into the backyard and she starts barking at the top of one of my trees that broke off. Paced it out, its over 22' long, and at its thickest as big around as a basketball. Missed the house and my back deck by another 20' or so.

And I can't just get out the chainsaw to cut it up and pack it away, because my shoulder is fucked.

Grumble growl, grumble grumble.  

 

 

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I'm doing movember this year so I was preparing myself getting lots of ribbing about my stupid looking facial hair. No one's said anything. I'm a little concerned that sporting a rubbish tash is a look for me that apparently nobody feels merits comment.

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35 minutes ago, ljkeane said:

I'm a little concerned that sporting a rubbish tash is a look for me that apparently nobody feels merits comment.

Well, you could also look at it that movember has become normalized and that's what doesn't merit comment.

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