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Is social constructivism even American? I thought most of that kind of thing came from France. You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with America given the similar ideals of the rest of the west. Why is America so special to you, hm? What separates us from the rest of the decadent socialist liberal gay-loving atheist economically-messy world? Is it because of the Putin-like right-wing militaristic/masculinist quasimonarchist conservative dickwaving that many Americans love? That's the key difference, I'd say. That's a good point. America should definitely be less like that. I'm on board.

If one takes Putin as spelled in English and pronounces it as one would a French word spelled that way, it has an interesting meaning. But if one spells as often spelled in French: Poutine, then that's the spelling and pronunciation for a nasty québécois food.

See putain

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Vladimir the great? Hmmm ... remind me, when has Russia last been ruled by a great ruler, you know the time when they took the crimea from the Ottoman Empire.



Putin might be rememberd as a great leader, Alexander (the macedonian, not the tsar) is remembered as great. How long has his empire lasted, and what was the dynasty that prevailed longest in keeping his legacy, the ptolomaic dynasty, is still famous for?



But you're right americans are not as special as you make them out to be.


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If one takes Putin as spelled in English and pronounces it as one would a French word spelled that way, it has an interesting meaning. But if one spells as often spelled in French: Poutine, then that's the spelling and pronunciation for a nasty québécois food.

See putain

I believe that it is now my duty as one of GRRM's Chevalier de la Poutine to fight you to the pain.

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To Putin, with love...

*Cues Scorpions' Wind of Change*

Follow the Moskva, and down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night, soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change

The world is closing in, an' did you ever think
That we could be so close like brothers
The future's in the air, can feel it everywhere
I'm blowing with the wind of change

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow
Dream away
In the wind of change

Walking down the street, distant memories
Are buried in the past forever
Follow the Moskva, down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change

Take me
To the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow
Share their dreams

With you and me

Take me
To the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow
Dream away
In the wind of change

The wind of change blows straight
Into the face of time
Like a storm wind that will ring
The freedom bell for peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say

Take me
To the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow
Share their dreams
With you and me

Take me
To the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow
Dream away
In the wind of change


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S John,

I first saw this image a few years ago and I believe that it perfectly captures the essence of my nation. It's completely ridiculous, silly, and over the top, but you're also kinda like... fuck yea, man.

Yeah, the raw stupidity and defiance of that image is rather awesome.

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I first saw this image a few years ago and I believe that it perfectly captures the essence of my nation. It's completely ridiculous, silly, and over the top, but you're also kinda like... fuck yea, man.

That is some image! However, they should have definitely straightened out or eliminated that second limp, flaccid American flag hanging from the porch behind our hero. That certainly goes against the symbolism pervading the rest of the image!

ETA: It actually may be a Texas flag and, if so, even better!

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If one takes Putin as spelled in English and pronounces it as one would a French word spelled that way, it has an interesting meaning. But if one spells as often spelled in French: Poutine, then that's the spelling and pronunciation for a nasty québécois food.

See putain

Heretic! Burn her! BURN HER I SAY!

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C'mon man... you have got to be Putin me on. Vladie Puts is a joke. Like a Sasha Baron Cohen joke where I'm convinced in a few years he's going to come out and say, "GOTCHA!!!!! You guys fell for the barechested Russian Strong-guy bit? What are you? Morons?"

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I'm sure they have made several attempts at Cardif. Addmittdly these where all foiled by the Aleins lack of ability to find Cardif in the first place.

thank goodness for that i really don't think i can handle the last few months of university, my dissertation AND an alien invasion - leave them to america thanks (sorry american friends x )

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thank goodness for that i really don't think i can handle the last few months of university, my dissertation AND an alien invasion - leave them to america thanks (sorry american friends x )

Haven't you ever seen Independence Day? We've clearly got a handle on it.

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I don't know man. I don't think we'll be able to hire Will Smith to fight them off like we did last time. Apparently he doesn't do thinks like that for anything less than $20 million.

Nah. Get Jaden Smith to do it.

This thread kinda stinks too, by the by.

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you guys are all right then you take the aliens this year, maybe if they come back next year to cardiff i can have a go at surviving

Can you shoot a shotgun or wield a machete? If so, you're good to go. No worries.

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